DrPete's Guide to Absurdity

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

In this chapter, we explore the delicate dance of procrastination, the thrill of the blank page, and the sheer joy of doing nothing.

Continue to Chapter 2: The Futility of Productivity

A Note from DrPete

As an expert in the field of doing nothing, I've compiled a list of the top 5 reasons why you should put this book down:

  1. The words on these pages are making your brain go into a coma.
  2. Your couch is calling, and it's been lonely lately.
  3. The snacks in the fridge are still unrefrigerated and judging you.
  4. You're not really a morning person.
  5. The concept of "work" is just an illusion created by your evil boss.