Welcome, young adventurer, to Spontanic Powers 101! This course will guide you through the basics of spontaneous combustion, a mystical art mastered by the greatest heroes of our time.
In this chapter, we will cover the fundamentals of spontaneous combustion, including the importance of a well-timed sneeze and the perfect ratio of caffeine to chaos.
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