Step 2: Advanced Nonsense Techniques

Now that you've mastered the basics of Absurdity, it's time to take your skills to the next level. In this chapter, we'll delve into the dark arts of:

• The Art of Procrastination by Design
• The Science of Doing Nothing
• The Ancient Art of Doing the Opposite

Remember, the key to mastering Absurdity is to always be willing to change your mind.