Step 2: The Futility of Existence

As we've established, existence is inherently absurd. The key is to learn to live with it.

But what about the futility of trying to find a decent haircut in this postmodern world?

For that, you should consult:

• The Art of Hair Loss
• The Futility of Fashion
• The Inherent Pointlessness of Personal Expression

Or, if you're feeling extra absurd, try:

• The Absurdity of Selfie Culture

Or, just give up and stare into the abyss.