Step 2: The Art of Procrastination
By now, you should be well-versed in the basics of Absurdity. Now, it's time to take it to the next level. Learn how to turn your life into a never-ending series of meaningless tasks and activities that serve only to delay the inevitable.
For example, you can start by making a to-do list, only to immediately cross off all the items on it. Or, you can reorganize your desk into an increasingly complicated system of nested folders and subfolders, only to end up with a single piece of paper that says "Socks" on it.
Or, if you're feeling really advanced, you can try your hand at the art of "Extreme Ironing". This is a delicate balance of folding and unfolding, where you carefully fold a piece of paper into an origami swan, only to immediately unfold it again and start over.