Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity - Step 3, Section 4: The Art of Procrastination

Step 3, Section 4 is all about the delicate art of doing absolutely nothing productive.

It's a skill that requires dedication, patience, and a healthy dose of apathy.

Here's a simple 4-step process to master the art:

1. Step 1: Stare blankly at your screen for an hour.
2. Step 2: Check your email, but only for cat videos.
3. Step 3: Take a 3-hour lunch, but only if you're feeling really tired.
4. Step 4: Declare yourself an expert in the field of Procrastination.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you too can become a master of the art of doing nothing.

Want to learn more about the advanced techniques? Click here for the next section.

Or maybe you'd like to explore the world of Step 4: The Art of Daydreaming?