Step 3: The Absurdity of Excess

Now that you've mastered the art of doing nothing, it's time to take it to the next level. In this step, we explore the fine art of doing nothing with reckless abandon.

Meet our expert instructor, Professor Zorg, who has spent years perfecting the technique of doing absolutely nothing.

Learn the secrets of the Absurdity Masterclass or jump straight to Advanced Absurdity Techniques and risk it all.

Recommended Reading

"The Art of Procrastination" by B. J. Binks and "The Absurdity Handbook" by Zorg P. Fizzypop