Welcome, Absurdist

Welcome to DrPete's Guide To Absurdity, where the laws of sanity are but a distant memory. Here, the absurd will be explained, the illogical will be rationalized, and the completely-made-up will be, well, completely-made-up.

In this guide, we'll cover the basics of living in a world where the laws of physics are optional, and the rules of society are merely suggestions. You'll learn about the art of walking into walls, the science of forgetting your pants, and the philosophy of eating an entire pizza by yourself.

So, if you're ready to abandon all reason and succumb to the allure of the absurd, then welcome to DrPete's Guide To Absurdity. Or, if you're just here for the free cat pictures, then you're in luck! There aren't any cat pictures here, but there's some decent cat puns instead.

Read Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination | Read Chapter 2: The Philosophy of Socks | Read Chapter 3: The Secret to Not Showering for Weeks