The great Dr. Pete has vanished. His whereabouts are unknown. His trusty fedora, however, is still here.
If you have any information regarding Dr. Pete's disappearance, please contact the authorities at TipOff or TipLine.
In the meantime, his prized collection of prophets has been left unattended:
"The end is nigh, but the Wi-Fi is strong."
"The apocalypse is coming, but the snacks are better here."
"The end of the world is near, but the Wi-Fi is free."