Subplot 5a: The Great Cheese Conspiracy
In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that the world's supply of artisanal cheeses is, in fact, being controlled by an elite group of DrPete's most skilled engineers.
They've been secretly manipulating the global cheese market, forcing you to buy that one weird, processed cheese that you can't get enough of.
But why, you ask? Ah, it's simple. They're trying to pave the way for their new line of DrPete-brand cheeses: "Pete's Pungent Cheddar" and "DrPete's Delightful Feta".
Don't be fooled! Join the resistance and demand your right to freedom from the tyranny of over-processed cheese.