A philosopher walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he's sipping his drink, he hears a voice say, "Nice tie!" He looks around, but there's nobody nearby, so he says, "Thanks, I just got it today."
The voice says, "I don't know, I'm just here for the drinks."
The philosopher thinks, "That's an infinite regress."
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