Dr. Pete's Random Joke Generator

< minimalist>Ask Dr. Pete a silly question, and he'll give you a silly answer!

Random Joke:

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged!

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?

A mew-sicians!

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