Logic Puns: Because You Clearly Need More of These

Why did the logician refuse to play poker? Because he knew all the answers.

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

You want to see some metal puns, don't you?

Why did the programmer's cat join the logician's club?

Because it was a purr-fect match!

More Puns Because You Clearly Need More Puns

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