DrPete's Random Jokes - Prophet Problems

Problem 1: Prophesied Party Disruptions

Prophet Bob has been having a bad day. He was in the middle of a very important prophecy when his cat, Mr. Whiskers, knocked over the incense holder and set off the fire alarm. The fire department arrived and had to shut down the entire temple, ruining Bob's chances of getting that raise from the Prophet-in-Chief.

But don't worry, Bob is still getting the credit for that one great prophecy he made last week: "The chicken nuggets will rise again!"

Other Prophets are saying that Bob's problem is just a case of Problem 2: Sudden Onset Prophetic Vagueness - but we think it's just a classic case of Problem 3: The Curse of the Missing Holy Socks.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!