Zorvath's Guide to Prophetic Pizza

The art of predicting the future through pizza toppings. A comprehensive guide.

Chapter 1: The Omens of Oregano Chapter 2: Pepperoni Prediction Methods Chapter 3: Prophetical Pineapple

Warning: Reading this guide may cause spontaneous combustion of your diet. Prolonged exposure to the prophetic arts may also lead to an increased risk of becoming a cult leader.

For more advanced courses, visit Zorvath's Academy of Prophetic Pizza

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