Proverbs of the Caffeine Dependent

A selection of wise sayings for the sleep-deprived

"A cup of coffee is not a solution, it's just a temporary delay of the inevitable."

"When in doubt, just add more sugar."

"A good morning starts with a good dose of desperation."

"If at first you don't succeed, try again. And again. And again. And again."

"Caffeine: the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning and onto my couch."

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