Proverbs of the Shortsighted

"A prophet is not just a guide, but also a guide with a bad haircut."

Proverb 1: The Shortsighted Prophet's Guide to Fashion Disasters

When life gives you lemons, make a poorly constructed DIY vest.

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Proverb 2: The Shortsighted Prophet's Guide to Cooking Catastrophes

When in doubt, add more cheese. And also more ketchup. And more cheese.

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