Prophet Proverbs

"A prophet is not one who predicts the future, but one who predicts you'll be right about the future."

A Prophet's Life

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And if you still fail, blame it on the aliens."

Prophet's Guide to Parties

"The best way to get a woman's attention is to wear a 'I'm with the prophet' t-shirt."

Party Proverbs

"If you can keep your head when they're all talking, you're probably a prophet."