"A prophet is not one who predicts the future, but one who predicts you'll be right about the future."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And if you still fail, blame it on the aliens."
"The best way to get a woman's attention is to wear a 'I'm with the prophet' t-shirt."
"If you can keep your head when they're all talking, you're probably a prophet."