Adulting Probs Subpage 1: Adulting is Hard

Where do I even start? Adulting is hard, folks. Like, really hard. You're expected to be a functioning member of society, but somehow, nobody ever taught you how to do laundry or use a stove without setting off the fire alarm.

Here's a few tips to help you adult like a pro:

• Don't try to cook ramen noodles in the shower. Trust me on this one.
• Adults don't wear pleated pants, unless they're going to a 90s theme party.
• When someone asks you to "adult" something, just nod and pretend you know what you're doing. They won't actually check.

And for the love of all things holy, don't try to adult while simultaneously trying to watch Netflix and scroll through social media. You'll never make it out of the house without setting off the fire alarm... again.

Adulting Probs Subpage 2: Adulting Hacks for the Desperate