Today's therapy session with Dr. Pete: "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just conserving mental energy for more important things, like binge-watching cat videos."
Procrastination is not a priority? That's like saying "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
Dr. Pete's Prescription: "Just set a timer, close the tab, and focus on the task at hand. Or just close your eyes and pretend the deadline doesn't exist." Learn more about Procrastination Is Not A Priority
Side effects of following Dr. Pete's therapy: increased eye strain from staring at screens, decreased productivity, and a higher risk of cat video-induced coma.