The Sock Saga Continues...

It's been 5 years since the great Sockpocalypse of 2025, but the mystery remains unsolved. Thousands of socks went missing, and the world was left to ponder: where did they all go?

Theories Abound

We've got the Sock Gnome Theory: it's a dastardly plot by mischievous gnomes to steal all the world's socks. Then, there's the Sock Monster Theory: a creature with an insatiable appetite for footwear. And, of course, the Sock-Vortex Theory: a swirling black hole that sucked all the socks in.

The Evidence

We've got a trail of clues leading from the washing machine to the dryer, but they seem to vanish into thin air. The only evidence left behind is a faint scent of fabric softener and the faintest glimmer of hope.

See the Evidence Learn about the Sock-Vortex Theory