Welcome, fellow citizens of the world! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill socks? Do you yearn for a sock experience that's truly out of this world?
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We're open 24/7, 365, because someone's gotta be here for you, even if it's just me, Dr. Pete!
**Don't say we didn't warn you...**