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Matching Socks: A Laundry Saga

Chapter 3: The Great Sock Migration

Dr. Pete's socks, once a harmonious pair of mates, have gone rogue. They've been lost in the depths of his laundry basket, and with them, his dignity.

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Dr. Pete's world has been turned upside down. His matching socks have turned against him, and he's left to ponder the existential crisis that is his sock drawer.

Sock Statistics:

Missing: 17 Socks (85% of the total)
Matched: 3 Socks (15% of the total)
Lost in the couch cushions: 1 Sock (5% of the total)

Dr. Pete's Sock Oath:

I, Dr. Pete, do solemnly swear to re-unite my socks, no matter the cost, no matter the consequence.

Read the Epilogue: A Sock Reunion