Reported Item 1: A Slightly Used Sock

Item Number: S1-001

Reported by: Dr. Pete's Intern (not actually a doctor)

Location Found: Under the couch cushion, where all lost socks go

Description: This sock is approximately 75% of its original size and still has the faint scent of last night's Chinese takeout.

Actions Taken:

1. Placed in Lost Sock Drawer of Doom
2. Considered re-wearing, but decided against it
3. Currently enjoying a peaceful existence in the Land of Forgotten Socks

Additional Comments:

This sock is a real tragedy. I mean, who needs a whole sock, right? Read More about the Sock Conspiracy.

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