Today's topic: Lost Socks
Dr. Pete: Ah, Socky McSockface, welcome back to the Single Sock Adventures counseling room! We've got a real puzzler on our hands.
Socky McSockface: *sniffle* It's the same old story, doc. I put it on this morning, and now it's gone!
Dr. Pete: I see. And what do you think might've happened to it?
Socky McSockface: *sobs* I just don't know, doc! It was just... gone!
Dr. Pete: Alright, alright. Let's try to re-trace your steps. Did you check the washing machine?
Socky McSockface: *whispers* No, doc...
Dr. Pete: Okay, Socky. We'll get to the bottom of this. Maybe. Possibly.