Session 1: "The Great Pizza Debacle"

March 22, 2023 - 14:30 - Room 314

Today's session started off like any other. Dr. Pete was trying to help Dr. P. work through his deep-seated issues with authority figures, but things took a turn for the absurd when a delivery person knocked on the door with a steaming hot pizza. At first, it was just a distraction, but soon the aroma wafting from the box began to work its magic, and the good doctor's resolve crumbled faster than a slice of fresh bread.

As the therapist and patient devoured the pizza, they began to discuss the finer points of existential dread and the meaninglessness of modern life. But it was clear: the real issue was the toppings. "Why so much pepperoni?" Dr. P. asked, his eyes wide with horror. "Is it really necessary?"

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