Dr. Pete, a renowned expert in the field of "Extreme Prolonged Procrastination," has gone missing in a whirlwind of bureaucratic red tape.
His trusty sidekick, a sentient toaster named Tony, has been searching high and low, but to no avail.
Follow Tony's Toaster-Tracked Investigation Read the Entirely Unhelpful Manual on How to Find Dr. Pete View Tony's Toaster-Tron 3000 Log FilesLatest Development: Tony has discovered a cryptic message scrawled on the wall of an abandoned Taco Bell: "Dr. Pete, you will never escape the wrath of the Bean Burrito."
Will Dr. Pete be rescued, or will he succumb to the allure of an endless supply of Nachos BellGrande?