html Dr. Pete's Eggplant Empire: Tip 9 - How to Tame the Feral Feline Overlord

Taming the Beast

Step 1: Establish Dominance

Get a good night's sleep. Like, seriously, get some rest.

Step 2: Set Boundaries

Invest in some serious cat-proofing. Deterrents, deterrents everywhere.

Step 3: Bribe with Food

Canned tuna, catnip, and those weird little mice things are all your friend.

Read on for more taming tips, including how to tame the beast with a blowtorch!

Disclaimer: Dr. Pete is not responsible for any lost sleep, shredded furniture, or mangled sanity. Use at your own risk.