Taming the Beast
Step 1: Establish Dominance
Get a good night's sleep. Like, seriously, get some rest.
Step 2: Set Boundaries
Invest in some serious cat-proofing. Deterrents, deterrents everywhere.
Step 3: Bribe with Food
Canned tuna, catnip, and those weird little mice things are all your friend.
Read on for more taming tips, including how to tame the beast with a blowtorch!
Disclaimer: Dr. Pete is not responsible for any lost sleep, shredded furniture, or mangled sanity. Use at your own risk.