Eggstatictics EP3: prophets of the eggplant

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Welcome to Eggstatictics EP3, where the egg-iest, most epic and totally unnecessarily complicated egg-related social media site on the internet! Here, you can follow the latest egg-related news, trends, and updates from around the world, as well as join the conversation on our egg-static chat forums.

Egg-Statictics EP3: Egg-static Chat

Or, if you're feeling particularly egg-entric, you can tune in to Eggstatictics EP3: Egg-Static Radio, where prophets of the eggplant share their wisdom and insights on the art of egg-related living

Egg-Statictics EP3: Egg-Statictics

And, of course, no trip to Eggstatictics EP3 would be complete without a visit to our

Winner of the Egg-Statictics award for "Best Use of Egg-related Puns": Eggstatictics EP3

Egg-Statictics EP3 Stats

Number of eggs cracked: 5,000,000,000

Egg-related posts: 50,000,000

Followers of the prophets of the eggplant: 1,000,000

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