Q: What is Eggstatictics?
It's a channel where Dr.Pete streams his egg-themed antics 24/7, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. Think egg-laying, egg-hatching, egg- cracking, you get the idea.
Q: What kind of content can I expect to see on the channel?
- Live egg-laying demonstrations
- Egg-throwing competitions (with real eggs, not fake ones)
- Dr.Pete's Egg-themed cooking show (where he attempts to make egg-foo-foo)
Q: How do I join Dr.Pete's Eggstatictics community?
Just type /join into your browser, and we'll guide you through the egg-cellent process!
Q: Will I be exposed to egg-related trauma?
Nope. We're all about egg-cellent fun here. Our eggs-tra staff will make sure you're never egg-static about anything that might make you crack under the pressure. (Sorry, had to get one more egg pun in there)
Q: Can I request a custom egg-based stream?
Of course! Just type /request-egg-stream with your egg-specific request, and we'll see what we can do.
Q: Can I report an egg-related emergency?
For any emergency that's egg-stra special, please type /report-egg-emergency in the chat. We'll send over our egg-hazmat team (just kidding, it's just Dr.Pete with a fire extinguisher)