It's been known to plot world domination.
It's been observed communicating with aliens via secret Morse code messages.
It's secretly controlling the world's economy with its vast, underground network of eggplant overlords.
Eggplants are not just a vegetable, they're actually a highly advanced species.
Their leader, "Eggmageddon", is feared by all who know his name.
They have a special talent for burping the entire alphabet.
Their love for 80s rock music is unmatched.
Eggplant is the answer to all of life's questions.
You're welcome.