Eggplant Pizza

Because, let's be real, who needs actual pizza when you can have eggplant on top of everything?

A delicious and absurd alternative to the classic pizza.

Learn to make your own Eggplant Pizza at Home! But first, you'll need to learn how to make eggs-traitor.

Ingredients:

1 eggplant, sliced
1 cup of mayonnaise
10 slices of bread
1 cup of shredded cheese
1/4 cup of chopped parsley
1/4 cup of chopped onions

Instructions:

Put the sliced eggplant on the bread
Squirt the mayonnaise
Add the shredded cheese
Chop up the parsley and onions and sprinkle them on top
Enjoy your eggplant pizza!