What the Gloopernacks Don't Want You to Know
The Gloopernack's Slushy Drink, a staple of alien culinary culture, is not as innocent as it seems. Behind its bright pink color and sweet, sugary taste lies a complex web of secrets and conspiracies.
- They use real Gloopernacks, not just Gloopernack extract, to make their Slushy Drink. Those are sentient, you know.
- The Slushy Drink's main ingredient, GlitteringGloop, is actually a byproduct of a rare and highly regulated asteroid mine on the planet Zorb.
- The Gloopernacks' Slushy Drink empire is secretly run by an Illuminati of intergalactic corporations, all vying for control of the cosmos's most lucrative drink market.
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