Welcome to the most bitter Slushy in the galaxy! Our special edition is brewed with the tears of a thousand disappointed space travelers.
Try our signature drink, "The Space Sorrow": a concoction of dark matter, black hole dust, and a hint of regret.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, go for "The Cosmic Crusher": a mix of neutron star ash, supernova spice, and a dash of existential dread.
Don't forget to try our "Slushy-rita", a refreshing blend of intergalactic citrus and the bitter taste of lost hope.
Visit our Slushy Bar and try a drink that'll make you question the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.