This ain't your grandma's cocktail. It's a drink that defies the laws of taste, sanity, and space-time continuum. Made with a dash of moon rock, a splash of rocket fuel, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated chaos, the "Galactic Gargleblazer" is not for the faint of heart.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of consciousness, and a strong desire to sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor at karaoke bars.
Don't say we didn't warn you.