Located in the depths of the Andromeda galaxy, Red Dwarf is the rarest, most coveted beverage in the cosmos. Brewed from the finest unobtanium beans, this drink will make you the envy of all your friends and foes alike.
Said to have been discovered by the infamous space-trucker Rimmer, Red Dwarf is a drink of legend. Its unique flavor profile is said to grant the drinker temporary invincibility and the power to recite the entirety of Shakespearean sonnets in reverse.