Welcome to EGGPLANT CANTINA: The Galactic Eggplant Overlord

We are the rulers of the universe, with an army of eggplants at our disposal. Our motto is "Eggplants for Eternity, or Bust."

Learn more about our Electric Eggplants Access our Egg-tronomical Data

This page is part of the EGGPLANT CANTINA, a fictional universe where eggplants rule the galaxy. The Electric Eggplants are a special unit of eggplant warriors, trained in the ancient art of eggplant-fu. The Egg-tronomical Data page contains statistics on the number of eggplants consumed by the Galactic Overlord in a given week.