EGGPLANT JUNGLE, [insert date] - In a shocking revelation, deep within the EGGPLANT JUNGLE underground, a network of secret tunnels has been discovered by our top-secret, highly trained team of eggplant experts.
The tunnels, stretching for miles, were found to be filled with rare, exotic plants never before seen in the wild. "We've been monitoring the situation closely," said Dr. Eggbert, lead researcher on the project, "and we're confident that these findings will revolutionize the field of botany as we know it."
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