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I mean, seriously, who needs focus when you can spend 3 hours scrolling through cat videos? It's not like the world will end if you don't get that thing done. Besides, what's the point of getting anything done if it's not going to be perfect? Perfection is overrated. I'd rather spend my time playing video games and eating Cheetos.
And don't even get me started on the importance of taking breaks. You see, research shows that taking short breaks can actually improve productivity. Yeah, right. I'd rather believe that the Easter Bunny is secretly controlling my every move. It's just not true.
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