Mentorship Tiers
- Basic Snack Taste - The bare essentials: 2 free snacks per week.
- Moderate Snack Enthusiast - 4 free snacks per week, plus a 10% discount on all vending machine purchases.
- Advanced Snack Connoisseur - Unlimited snacks, plus a personalized snack concierge service.
Career Development Opportunities:
- Learn the art of optimal snack-to-human ratio.
- Master the ancient art of office politics through snack manipulation.
- Become an expert in the subtle art of snack-related gossip.