Employee Snack Privileges: New Hire Process
Step 1: Orientation
Get familiar with our break room fridge, which contains a 50/50 mix of leftovers from the 90s and yesterday's Tupperware.
Learn about Break Room Etiquette
Step 2: Snack Privilege Assessment
We will assess your snack preferences and assign you a Snack Privilege Tier.
Tier 1: Basic Munchies | Tier 2: Mid-Range Munchies | Tier 3: Elite Munchies
Step 3: Snack Privilege Induction
Meet your Snack Privilege Liaison, who will guide you through the intricacies of our Snack Privilege System.