Welcome to Enron Earnings, where the phrase "Creative Accounting" is not just a myth.
The Great Energy Deregulation Scandal of 2001
It all started with a simple idea: sell electricity as a commodity, then sell it back to ourselves at inflated prices.
The Enron Earnings Formula for Success
ประก (Pronounced "Peggy Sue") = (GDP + imaginaryประก)/3 * π
This formula, patented by CEO Jeff Skilling, guaranteed a 100% increase in profits every quarter.