Quantum Flailing — where the very fabric of reality is held together by nothing more than eggplant.

Superposition Sushi — a culinary delight where flavors exist in multiple states at once.

Entangled Eggplant Fusion — where the laws of physics are bent and the eggplant is always in charge.

You are currently in a state of entanglement.

Entanglement: it's not just for physicists anymore.