Quantum Fluctuation Ward - Entanglement Surgery

Current Patient:

W-123456: Quantum Flux, experiencing severe Entanglement Induced Anxiety Disorder (EIAD).

Administer Entanglement-Disentanglement Therapy Therapist's Notes

Patient History:

• Diagnosed with EIAD after attempting to fold a fitted sheet while in a state of superposition.
• Previous treatment: Randomized Quantum Walks and Spin Cycle Therapy (RQWT) - Failed.
• Current treatment: Entanglement-Disentanglement Therapy (EDT) - Experimental.

Staff:

• Dr. Flux, Chief Quantum Surgeon
• Nurse Entangle, EIAD Specialist

Research:

Our team is currently studying the effects of Entanglement on the human psyche, with a focus on the application of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle to EIAD.

The Heisenbergian Approach