Testimonials for the Disaster Timing Device

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• 5/5 stars - "I used this thing to escape from the zombie apocalypse, and it worked perfectly! Except when I tried to use it again, it didn't work, but that's beside the point." - John D.
• 4/5 stars - "I love how it makes me feel like a time-traveling wizard, except when I'm stuck in an infinite loop and can't get to my meeting." - Sarah K.
• 3/5 stars - "I'm not saying it's perfect, but it's a nice desk decoration." - Dave S.

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