The Door Handle Fiasco

It's not just a door, it's not just a handle. No, it's a door handle of DOOM.

You've entered this room in search of answers, but all you'll find is a door handle that refuses to cooperate. It's as slippery as an eel, as slippery as a politician. You can't even get a grip.

Why did the door handle do this to you?

You can try to solve the mystery of the door handle, or you can just leave and come back when you're feeling more... handle-ful.

Or, you know, just use your feet.