When you're trapped in a room, and the door is locked, and the walls are closing in on you, what do you do? Do you call 911, or do you call upon the ancient art of Extreme Escape Methods?
Using an industrial-strength hair dryer, inflate a unicorn horn to create a makeshift ramrod to pry open the door. Read more about the Inflatable Unicorn
Put on a series of increasingly ridiculous costumes, until the guard is convinced you're a legitimate employee, and lets you out. Learn more about the Disguise of a Thousand Faces