Buy Overpriced Yoga Pants

Because, let's be real, you only live once.

These pants will make you look so good, you'll forget your rent is overdue.

Features:

• Four hundred and fifty dollars a pair.
• Uncomfortable, but stylish.
• Guaranteed to make you question every life choice you've ever made.

Our Sizing Chart

Because, let's face it, you're probably not as tall as you think you are.

Our Testimonials

We've got testimonials from the most discerning critics in the business.

• "I'd rather eat a whole jar of wasabi sauce than wear these pants." - Rachel, age 29
• "I've never felt so self-conscious about my body in my life." - Dave, age 37
• "I'd trade my firstborn for these pants, but only because I'm a sucker." - Karen, age 42

Buy now and join the ranks of the fashionably challenged!