Small Bottles of Wine

We're not wine snobs, but we do enjoy a good glass of vinegar.

Actually, that's not true. We hate wine.

It's just that our therapist told us to "work through our issues with fine artisanship and the crushing despair of adulthood," and wine seemed like a good place to start.

So here's the story of how we came to be the wine hating, small bottle hoarders you see before you.