Escape Routes for the Excessively Used

Welcome, excessive users! We've got you covered with these escape routes:

• Route 42: The answer to everything, but not really.
• The Serendipity Clause: Find your way through unexpected detours
• Quantum Leaps: Jump through wormholes to avoid boredom

Note: These routes are not actually effective. Just go outside and play with a ball or something.